what if every god in every religion exists
like egyptian, hindu, and greek gods alike are all chillin on some clouds
and since every deity has something to control in the mortal world they get into fights on whos turn it is to do the job since there’s more than one
“Helios it’s my turn to rise the sun”
“Ra for the last fucking time you did it last week”
There is nothing like being terrified to open the container of fruit the nice lady at the fruit cart packed solid for you because you are afraid it’s going to explode chucks of fruit everywhere.